I'd bowl a perfect game, but ...

I can't make a spare to save my life.

Phil - Bayside, NY

I'd want to survive Armageddon, but ...

I hate messes.

Jerry - St. Paul, MN

I'd be excited about my next project, but ...

the three layers of management I'll be reporting to are bureaucratic workaholics with no respect for my personal time.

Luke - Mid-town East, NYC

I'd trust my friends, but ...

we were out for four hours and no one told me my fly was open.

Glen - Woodside, Queens

I'd have help putting up curtains, but ...

All my business partners are 60+ with bad backs.

Leslie - Union Sq, NYC

I'd drop my bag off at his place, but ...

I don't plan on ever going back.

Jacqui - UWS, NYC

I'd build a swimming pool in my backyard, but ...

I can't get a permit because of my sub-division's specs.

James - Hastings, NY

I'd try out the Dessert Truck, but ...

The line's too long.

Mario - Washington Sq Park, NYC

I'd connect the pieces of my life's puzzle, but ...

I can't stop overthinking my future.

Liz - Greenwich Village, NYC

I'd live in the apartment above my mom, but ...

my wife, newborn, two dogs, and five cats prefer a house in South Carolina.

Robert - NYC/S.C.