Prediction: schools will one day have to teach and test through Nintendo consoles

I'd do my homework,

But I'm going to play video games instead.

Jake - Sunset Park, NY

1-800-SUNNY-n-BREEZY

I'd stay inside and pretend to work,

But the outdoors is calling me.

Linda - Stone St, NYC

And getting hungrier by the minute

I'd make dinner,

But I'm out of groceries... again.

Megan - East Brunswick, NJ

Maybe you're on time for something else?

I'd be on time,

But the 12:22 left without me.

Betsy - Hicksville, NY

Nah, he just hates your follicles

I'd have a full head of hair,

But G-d hates me.

Yul - NYC

I like mine with a breadcrumb crust

I'd write my marketing report,

But I'm going to get some mac 'n' cheese.

Mark - Midtown, NYC

(editor's note: S'MAC on 12th b/w 1st & 2nd is celebrating it's 3rd birthday on 6/24 with a $1 nosh)

The trick is to make your goal more like your distraction

I'd be done by now,

But procrastination got the best of me.

Scott - Queens, NY

There's always next time

I'd have met up with you,

But you didn't return my call.

Greg - White Plains, NY

Fandango, why hast thou forsaken me?!

I'd get tickets,

But the show's sold out.

Leon- Woodside, NY

Slip 'n' Slide anyone?

I'd go out and play tennis,

But it's raining.

Elissa - New York, NY

Would the expression be easier to draw, cook, dance?

I'd say what I mean,

But I can't find the words.

Robin - Westchester, NY

A wake-up call that's always appreciated

There were bells on the hill,

But I never heard them ringing.

Marian - Iowa

It's hard to know what's worth knowing

I'd have known that,

But I knew something else instead.

Louis - Park Slope, NY

Sorry Gillette

I'd shave my back,

But the only thing worse than back hair is back stubble.

Tony - Astoria, NY

Maybe perfection includes the rainbow of emotions

I'd believe G-d was perfect,

But he's too darn angry.

Lisa - Teaneck, NJ

Hopefully gravity will take a day off soon

I'd get up,

But, in this state, I'd likely fall down.

Mark - NY,NY

Everyone should be taught about sunk costs

I'd give up,

But what would I have to show for it?

Jamie - West Hollywood, CA

Info on sunk costs

Fortunately, submitting to WYB is effortless

I'd workout,

But I'm too tired!

Deborah - NY, NY

McDonalds -- 1 less served

I'd take my son on vacation with me,

But he can't go anywhere that doesn't serve chicken nuggets.

Janice - Forest Hills, NY

A sign you should look for something else

I'd like to find a job,

But I am not motivated to look anymore.

Dave - New York

Stomach - 1; Feet - 0

I’d dance,
But my stomach is hurting.

Grace - Brooklyn, NY

Sometimes reels are like wheels -no need to re-invent

I'd make my own reel,

But I just don't know what agents are looking for.

Sean - United States

Why they should teach simplifcation in B-school

I'd like to start my own business,

But I have too many ideas, too many doubts that my ideas won't work, too many loans, and not enough time.

Ben - Brooklyn, NY

Alternate titles:

Why everything should be as simple as possible, and no simpler (Einstein)

There's got to be a better way (Hendrix)

Celebrating the most popular holiday

I'd do some work,
But it's National Procrastinator's Day.

Brenna - New York, NY

Lament from a bootstrapping burglar

I'd like to hold up a bank - like in the Thomas Crown Affair,
But I don't have the money to put it together. (Why do you have to be rich to steal lots of money?)

Pierce - Tel Aviv

As long as you're reading

I'd read all the books on my shelf,
But it's easier to search aimlessly for something interesting online.

Joe - online

Serenity now

I'd enjoy church,
But I can't stop hating the bitch in the 3rd row.

Rosalyn - Harlem, NY

2nd Honeymoon

I'd renew my wedding vows,
But my wife has me in marriage counseling ... again.

Christian - NYC, NY

Getting your bird on

I'd like to sing to my friends,
But I can't carry a tune.

Gary - NYC, NY