Friday, April 8, 2011

I'd start a mushroom farming cooperative, but ...

there's no rush, i will do it in the future.

JM - Ithaca, NY

I'd go to that dance class, but ...

I'm too old.

Mary - Saskatoon, Canada

I meant to make lunch for tomorrow to bring to work, but ...

I was too tired.

G. Cambridge, MA

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I'd like to finish writing my play, but ...

I have too many other irons in the fire.

Ron - Weehawken, NJ

Sunday, August 23, 2009

I'd bowl a perfect game, but ...

I can't make a spare to save my life.

Phil - Bayside, NY

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I'd want to survive Armageddon, but ...

I hate messes.

Jerry - St. Paul, MN

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I'd be excited about my next project, but ...

the three layers of management I'll be reporting to are bureaucratic workaholics with no respect for my personal time.

Luke - Mid-town East, NYC

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I'd trust my friends, but ...

we were out for four hours and no one told me my fly was open.

Glen - Woodside, Queens

Monday, August 10, 2009

I'd have help putting up curtains, but ...

All my business partners are 60+ with bad backs.

Leslie - Union Sq, NYC

Friday, August 7, 2009

I'd drop my bag off at his place, but ...

I don't plan on ever going back.

Jacqui - UWS, NYC

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I'd build a swimming pool in my backyard, but ...

I can't get a permit because of my sub-division's specs.

James - Hastings, NY

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I'd try out the Dessert Truck, but ...

The line's too long.

Mario - Washington Sq Park, NYC

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I'd connect the pieces of my life's puzzle, but ...

I can't stop overthinking my future.

Liz - Greenwich Village, NYC

Monday, August 3, 2009

I'd live in the apartment above my mom, but ...

my wife, newborn, two dogs, and five cats prefer a house in South Carolina.

Robert - NYC/S.C.

Friday, July 31, 2009

I'd go on the Bat Man rollercoaster, but ...

I'm still not tall enough.

Pete - Floral Park, NY

Thursday, July 30, 2009

I'd go into the office today, but ...

I can focus more when I work in the subway train.

Jack - Sunset Park, Brooklyn

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I'd keep my ponytail, but ...

I don't want to give Harvard another reason to reject me.

Mike - UWS, NYC

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I'd do the right thing, but ...

I don't know what that is.

Bill - West Orange, NJ

Monday, July 27, 2009

I'd believe he's the best boyfriend, but...

He's never around.

Kelly - EV, NYC

Friday, July 24, 2009

I'd go to the beach tomorrow, but ...

I just saw Jaws for the first time.

Kim - Hoboken, NJ

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Now that I'm in Boston I'd root for the Red Sox, but ...

I love the Phillies too much.

Mark - Cambridge, MA

I'd eat something, but ...

I'm too sick to keep it down.

Lisa - Tenefly, NJ

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I'd give up carbohydrates, but ...

a life without cookies is untenable.

Elizabeth - NYC, NY

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I'd get more serious with my girlfriend, but ...

i don't want to upset my ex-wife.

Jeff - NYC, NY

I'd go through with getting married, but...

I don't think I could be faithful.

Tom - Chicago, Il